January 2010
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Sunday being Arrested
Snowed in and not getting any offers to leave my lair, I have set off on an Arrested Devolpment marathon. Many good things come with a AD marathon, but today some bad thngs have too. Mostly digestive because my body can’t stop eating.
Come on you douche bags we’re all on the same team - Buster Bluth
I’ve been going throught the fridge, freezer, pantry and eventually the...
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President Donovan
This morning in an alternate universe a judge is swearing in America’s 45th President, Shaun Donovan. The former United State Secretary of Housing and Urban Development was chosen by President Barack Obama as the designated survivor.
During his first State of the Union address, instead of the country tuning in to finding a jovial, straight President, they find an emergency signal. Everyone...
My long Tuesday asleep
I must have hit the snooze over thirty times tuesday night from 7 to 10.. I just didn’t want to get up and never seem to learn my lesson, but on the other hand waking up before my shifts gives me the sense of urgency..
I scarfed down a bowl of pasta, packed another for lunch, talked to my girlfriend, took a shower, brushed my teeth, got dressed, cleaned up my mess, poured a glass of coke...
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Drunken Texts, it's okay I'm taking it back...
Once upon a time in America, there was a stigma attached to being drunk and using your cell phone to talk to others that are sleeping.. Not anymore!
I’m bringing back the kfun to drunkfen, the k is silent and so is the f.. anyways!
Here’s the rules:
Rule 1) Exes are off limits! (unless that’s all you have in your phone, in which case you need professional help)
Rule 2)...
Grandma's Boys
Don’t judge me monkey!
The many different ways...
AAT - an ancient Egyptian queen consort of the 12th dynasty
BAT - flying mammals in the order Chiroptera
CAT - a smaller, domesticated member of Felidae, the biological family of the cats
DAT - a standardized test used for admission to dentistry programs in North America
EAT - the process of consuming food, for the purpose of providing for the nutritional needs of an animal
FAT - a group of...
I can't stop...
The saga of Patrick Vs. the Mornings is taking its toll on my life. I keep sleeping like I’m a hybernating bear after coming down from a huge high! Soon I’ll wake and want a pic-i-nic basket. I get off work stay up long enough to fill my belly with food and hit the sack hard just to wake up in 2 hours, or I hit the threshold of staying up way too late. The best part about Winter is...
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This little piggy is having roast beef.. And you can’t have none
Remember kids clean out the fridge before you leave for over a week..
And now all i have to do is drive up the hill, go to work, stay up all night, run other errands.. And then sleep….
Finally on a plane to the Fort… Delays Delays Delays
I have to stop equating all my flights to Lost..
8 hours: Arkansas, could use another week here, but wind is Hoth cold
Safety issue on the train doesn’t affect my safety but makes the train have to go slow.. SPEED 3?
